Ambassador Kelley Calls For Help

A week or so ago Honorary Ambassador  Jill Kelley might have called her friend CIA Director Petraeus for backup and protection, State Department Security, or even called in the Marines, now she has to settle for the local 911:

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — When news vans camped outside her stately home, a Florida socialite tied to the Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal fell back on her informal credentials as a social ambassador for Tampa society and top military brass: She asked police for diplomatic protection.

In the phone call to authorities, Jill Kelley, a party hostess and unofficial social liaison for leaders of the U.S. military’s Central Command in Tampa, cited her status as an honorary consul general while complaining about news vans that had descended on her two-story brick home overlooking Tampa Bay.

“You know, I don’t know if by any chance, because I’m an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they should not be able to cross my property. I don’t know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well,” she told the 911 dispatcher Monday. “

Housewives of Tampa Bay coming soon, Bravo Petraeus!

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3 Responses to Ambassador Kelley Calls For Help

  1. Maureen Bowen says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Doug, LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR !!!!!!

  2. Maureen Bowen says:

    BTW, my hubby is a retired federal agent, all our friends are / were federal agents, in MD our very small street had four feds and if I had gone to any of them complaining about harassing emails they would have laughed me out of the neighborhood. This whole thing smells.

  3. Doug Brown says:

    Maureen, maybe if you tilted your head more and shorten up the hemline, you would have gotten more than laughs, then again Ambassadors are not to be ignored…unless they’re calling from Libya.

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